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Woodburn Barbie

samigirl007 — Wed, 9 Sep 2009 14:39:41 MDT

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This recently paroled Bilingual Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

North Portland Barbie

samigirl007 — Wed, 9 Sep 2009 14:39:34 MDT

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This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant dolls from two different races. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the second infant.

Lebanon Barbie

samigirl007 — Wed, 9 Sep 2009 14:39:23 MDT

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This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Sweet Home Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

Lake Oswego

samigirl007 — Wed, 9 Sep 2009 14:39:14 MDT

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This princess Barbie is sold only at the Pioneer Square Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

Klamath Falls

samigirl007 — Wed, 9 Sep 2009 14:39:05 MDT

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This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and Tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Eugene

samigirl007 — Wed, 9 Sep 2009 14:38:52 MDT

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This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Eugene Barbie's and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

Bend

samigirl007 — Wed, 9 Sep 2009 14:38:44 MDT

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This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Beaverton

samigirl007 — Wed, 9 Sep 2009 14:38:37 MDT

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The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

thatshawt.jpg

samigirl007 — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 06:07:07 MDT

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Easter 2009 BC

samigirl007 — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:22:58 MDT

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I'm calling it

samigirl007 — Wed, 8 Apr 2009 15:36:26 MDT

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courtesy of Tom Martin & Associates.

Epic Deere

samigirl007 — Wed, 8 Apr 2009 15:36:25 MDT

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Want

Gravity defying bird poo

samigirl007 — Wed, 8 Apr 2009 15:36:24 MDT

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lolwut

Rainbow power

samigirl007 — Wed, 8 Apr 2009 15:36:23 MDT

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Flexibility

samigirl007 — Wed, 8 Apr 2009 15:36:23 MDT

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She has it

My temptation

samigirl007 — Wed, 8 Apr 2009 15:36:22 MDT

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My indulgence

Beef

samigirl007 — Wed, 8 Apr 2009 15:36:20 MDT

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He has it

creep

samigirl007 — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:22:35 MDT

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We are Legion

samigirl007 — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:21:12 MDT

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For we are kiiiiiiiitteeeeeeehhh

Free Hugs!

samigirl007 — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:22:01 MST

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on Valentine's Day, 2009

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samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:46:09 MST

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all a man needs

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:46:08 MST

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centimeters

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:46:06 MST

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multi-tasking

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:46:05 MST

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danke shoen heir penguin

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:46:04 MST

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springage

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:46:03 MST

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touchdown

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:46:02 MST

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Vader pwns

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:46:01 MST

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giraffant

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:46:00 MST

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FOR HOW MANY COOKIES?!

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:58 MST

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aha

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:57 MST

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you hang in there, sunshine

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:56 MST

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haul ass

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:54 MST

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jaba da kat

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:53 MST

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mate

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:52 MST

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kitteh tech support

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:51 MST

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would you like a candy cane?

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:49 MST

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memo

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:48 MST

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8-)

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:47 MST

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podga

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:45 MST

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bitch

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:45 MST

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little sheet heads

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:43 MST

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shit happens

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:42 MST

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mwaha

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:38 MST

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encouragement

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:37 MST

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the PLAN

samigirl007 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:45:35 MST

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Christmas

samigirl007 — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:49:54 MST

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Redneck Christmas Reindeer

Angry Shrek

samigirl007 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:48:45 MST

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That's mah princess, go find yer own!

Win

samigirl007 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:24:15 MDT

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Aiden with my protest poster after I got back. Sat. Sept. 13 2008

Reaching

samigirl007 — Tue, 9 Sep 2008 22:42:06 MDT

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my struggle to hold on. Courtesy Lifelight Photography

Act

samigirl007 — Tue, 9 Sep 2008 22:38:59 MDT

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courtesy Lifelight Photography

Love is an Ocean Wide

samigirl007 — Fri, 1 Aug 2008 21:43:32 MDT

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I Yam What I Yam

samigirl007 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:47:12 MDT

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Spinach. Does a body good.

Don't go fishin' with Moses

samigirl007 — Thu, 3 Apr 2008 16:25:56 MDT

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He plays dirty

all hail bacon

samigirl007 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:01:34 MDT

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jon mera makes breakfast

best april fool's joke ever

samigirl007 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:01:28 MDT

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i'd shoot the friar first

the pot at the end of the rainbow

samigirl007 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:00:50 MDT

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greatest mustache ever

samigirl007 — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 16:23:30 MST

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